Johnny and his back garden.

Teacher: "Now children, stop acting silly and start behaving, God is everywhere! Do you know that?.

Jammy: "Is god in this classroom right now miss?"

Teacher: "Yes, Jammy."

Jenny: "Is god outside in the playground?"

Teacher: "Yes Jenny."

Johnny: "Could He be in my backyard?"

Teacher: "Yes Johnny."

Johnny: "But I don't have a backyard miss."