Little Johnny was doing his maths homework looking to be serious. He says out loud, "One plus six, that son of a bitch is seven. Four plus four, that son of a bitch is eight."
His mum overhears this and was shocked! she asks him, "What are you doing Johnny?"
Johnny replies, "I am just doing my arithmetic homework."
" And is this how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asks. "Yes Maa," Johnny replies.
The mother is now furious and immediately calls Johnny's teacher, "What on earth are you teaching my son in class?" she asks.
The teacher replies, "Right now, we are learning mathematical addition."
The mother asks, "And are you teaching them to say one plus six, that son of a bitch is seven?"
The teacher starts laughing hysterically, she answers, "What I taught them to say was, one plus six, the sum of which is seven."
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