Little Johnny at the bible class

 Little Johnny was in bible class one morning. Sally was sleeping in front of johnny.

The teacher asks Sally who our Lord and savior is. Little Johnny pokes her in the ass with a pin and she yells "Jesus Christ!" And falls back to sleep.

A little while later the teacher asks Sally who created the world we are living in. 

Johnny poked her in the ass again with a pin and she screams "My God!" And falls back to sleep.

Later in the study, the teacher asks Sally what Eve said to Adam after they had their fourth child. Johnny pokes her in the ass with the pin again and Sally screams 

"if you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it!" 

The teacher faints.