Pastor and his donkey

 A pastor entered his donkey he received as a donation to the church for the yearly race in the village and won.

He was so pleased with the result and entered the donkey for the second year running and won again.

The local news paper recorded; Pastor's ass in front 2 years in a row.

The bishop was so upset how it was written and advised the pastor to not run the donkey on another race again.

The next morning the media recorded this advise as; Bishop scraches Pastor's ass.

This was the limits to the bishop and he ordered the pastor to get ris of the ass.

So the pastor decided to give the ass to a nun on a near by convent.

The local paper hearing of this published a new article with a heading, "Nun has best ass in town"

The bishop fainted and commanded that the nun should get rid of the donkey as fast as possible. So the nun sold the donkey for $10 dollars to a farmer.

The next day the news paper recorded it as; "Nun sells ass for $10"

This was really too much for the bishop and after consultation with the elders, the bishop odeered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead him to the planes so he could run wild. So the nun took the action as advised.

The next day the news paper reported; "Nun announces her ass is wild and free"

The bishop was burried the next day.

The moral of the story:

Stop worrying about everyone's ass and cover your's properly.